Vulpes returned to the Fort still dressed in his gambler’s suit, wilted flowers in hand and his face spattered in what Lucius hoped was animal blood.

"I’m taking it your Valentine’s Day gifts didn’t go over so well," remarked the older man, grey eyebrows shooting up on his forehead.

"I thought women loved hearts!”

"Well not still-beating hearts, idiot!”

You should have specified. Do you know how difficult it is to procure the heart of a deathclaw on such short notice?” snarled Vulpes, tossing the still warm organ to the carpeted floor of the tent. “You’d think she’d at least have the decency to say thank you.”

"Perhaps you should’ve stuck with something simpler, like…irradiated chocolate, or a card."

"I got her those, too."

Lucius looked relieved. “Well it’s hard to go wrong with a card. What’d you write in it?”

"Oh, you know, the usual flowery degenerate nonsense. You’re very alluring, have a good Valentine’s Day, should any man wrong you I will burn his house to the ground and salt the earth it was built on so that nothing may grow there ever again-"

"Well there’s always next year, I guess."

Whoa and alternate outfits?? I have really got to stop posting this stuff, because my jokes are pretty lame
edit: SHIT! wrong arm tattoo! fixed it
edit edit: the super lovely Victoria was responsible for the original 3-wolf moon shirt Vulpes and for that we should all take a moment to thank her amen

Whoa and alternate outfits?? I have really got to stop posting this stuff, because my jokes are pretty lame

edit: SHIT! wrong arm tattoo! fixed it

edit edit: the super lovely Victoria was responsible for the original 3-wolf moon shirt Vulpes and for that we should all take a moment to thank her amen

I had to fuck up the scaling to fit it at 500px, so click through for the actual ‘shop!

I had to fuck up the scaling to fit it at 500px, so click through for the actual ‘shop!

I’m not 100% sure on the arms here but I am just so relieved to be done with it phew.

I’m not 100% sure on the arms here but I am just so relieved to be done with it phew.

Be my valentine?

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Of course! Hope you don’t mind sharing me with my dog, though! ( ´∀`)

Group number 3! Guess who has two thumbs and has been coloring Legion skirts red instead of brown for the last however many months? This girl. Caesar (the accidental dwarf) for ttotheaffy, Lucius for ask—lucius, and a recolored Vulpes for my own peace of mind.

Vul-pez dispenser

Can I put ‘really good at puns’ on my résumé?

I went through all my asks but I couldn’t figure out what the heck I made this for

I went through all my asks but I couldn’t figure out what the heck I made this for

MY GOD I HAD THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA. Draw Vulpes dragging his butt across the ground like dogs do. Y/Y?

I feel like 99% of the Fallout jokes I make have the punchline “Vulpes you are drunk”

Color studies disguised as something supposedly amusing. Insert your own Vulpes opinions below

(full quality because tumblr is tearing me apart)

I always think it’s so cool when people have neat little pixel art in their sidebar, so I took a break from animating Sailor Vulpes to draw…more Vulpes? It made sense at the time.

edit: arghhhh! Should’ve probably taken into account the color scheme of my layout. Curses!

I was cleaning out my 2011 folder, and of course this was in there.

I was cleaning out my 2011 folder, and of course this was in there.

I don’t want to brag or anything, but this is definitely going to be the ugliest thing ever made when it’s done.

I don’t want to brag or anything, but this is definitely going to be the ugliest thing ever made when it’s done.

who let the dogs out / a Vulpes Inculta fanmix[ download - 90.14mb, 15 songs ]

01.) G FUNK INTRO (DOGGYSTYLE) → snoop dogg↳ we travel in packs and we do it from the back  how else can you get to the booty?  we do it doggystyle, all the while we do it doggystyle
02.) DOG PROBLEMS → the format↳ when i said ‘i hate what i’ve become’  i lied, i hated who i was
03.) PUTTING THE DOG TO SLEEP → the antlers↳ well my trust in you is a dog with a broken leg  tendons too torn to beg for you to let me back in
04.) A WOLF AT THE DOOR → radiohead↳ i keep the wolf from the door/but he calls me up  calls me on the phone/tells me all the ways that he’s gonna mess me up  steal all my children/if i don’t pay the ransom
05.) WOLF & I → oh land↳ and you are the wolf/an i am the moon  and in the endless sky we are but one
06.) WOLF PACK → the vaccines↳ run with the wolves/calling all the wolf pack  when did you go and when did you get back?
07.) HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF → duran duran↳ mouth is alive with juices like wine  and i’m hungry like the wolf
08.) WHO LET THE DOGS OUT → baha men↳ who let the dogs out?  who/who/who/who?
09.) SPACE DOGGITY → jonathan coulton↳ and it’s so high up here/and the stars so clear  are they close enough? will they hear me bark from here?
10.) ERRANT DOG → ben folds↳ have you seen that dog? i’ve got to get him back  i had him tied to a tree but he keeps getting out  he’s probably running loose with the bitches
11.) RAISED BY WOLVES → voxtrot↳ we are young and stupid  and raised by wolves
12.) BITCHES AIN’T SHIT → ben folds↳ bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks  lick on these nuts and suck the dick
13.) MEXICAN DOGS → cold war kids↳ flashlights go out, stars will light the way  like mexican dogs, nobody gave us names
14.) HOWLIN’ FOR YOU → the black keys↳ get a hold on me/like glue  baby i’m howlin’ for you
15.) DOG DAYS ARE OVER → florence + the machine↳ the dog days are over  the dog days are over  the dog days are over  the dog days are over

who let the dogs out / a Vulpes Inculta fanmix
[ download - 90.14mb, 15 songs ]

01.) G FUNK INTRO (DOGGYSTYLE) → snoop dogg
↳ we travel in packs and we do it from the back
  how else can you get to the booty?

  we do it doggystyle, all the while we do it doggystyle

02.) DOG PROBLEMS → the format
↳ when i said ‘i hate what i’ve become’
  i lied, i hated who i was

03.) PUTTING THE DOG TO SLEEP → the antlers
↳ well my trust in you is a dog with a broken leg
  tendons too torn to beg for you to let me back in

04.) A WOLF AT THE DOOR → radiohead
↳ i keep the wolf from the door/but he calls me up
  calls me on the phone/tells me all the ways that he’s gonna mess me up

  steal all my children/if i don’t pay the ransom

05.) WOLF & I → oh land
↳ and you are the wolf/an i am the moon
  and in the endless sky we are but one

06.) WOLF PACK → the vaccines
↳ run with the wolves/calling all the wolf pack
  when did you go and when did you get back?

07.) HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF → duran duran
↳ mouth is alive with juices like wine
  and i’m hungry like the wolf

08.) WHO LET THE DOGS OUT → baha men
↳ who let the dogs out?
  who/who/who/who?

09.) SPACE DOGGITY → jonathan coulton
↳ and it’s so high up here/and the stars so clear
  are they close enough? will they hear me bark from here?

10.) ERRANT DOG → ben folds
↳ have you seen that dog? i’ve got to get him back
  i had him tied to a tree but he keeps getting out

  he’s probably running loose with the bitches

11.) RAISED BY WOLVES → voxtrot
↳ we are young and stupid
  and raised by wolves

12.) BITCHES AIN’T SHIT → ben folds
↳ bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks
  lick on these nuts and suck the dick

13.) MEXICAN DOGS → cold war kids
↳ flashlights go out, stars will light the way
  like mexican dogs, nobody gave us names

14.) HOWLIN’ FOR YOU → the black keys
↳ get a hold on me/like glue
  baby i’m howlin’ for you

15.) DOG DAYS ARE OVER → florence + the machine
↳ the dog days are over
  
the dog days are over
  
the dog days are over
  
the dog days are over