
the outfit my manager said made me look like a “goth prostitute” because he has absolutely no filter

the outfit my manager said made me look like a “goth prostitute” because he has absolutely no filter
new clothes!!! these shorts have spikes on them!!! my legs are literally glowing white!!! i don’t know why i bought a cross sweater for summer!!!!
the plot of dragon age 3 leaked spoiler alert. Anders and Hawke were so sweet and perfect and nice and aaaaaaa
spends 30 minutes picking out outfit 2 leave the house in, ends up looking like wednesday addams anyway
if u guys see a super cute Morrigan at ECCC make sure I don’t see her too I don’t need any competition

guess who finally made enough referrals to buy the coolest jacket in the world
guess who also probably should’ve ordered a large and is sweating like a wild animal in this thing
not pictured: me SCREAMING AS, STILL NAKED, I TUMBLE BACKWARDS INTO THE SHOWER CURTAIN IN MY ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE THE BATHROOM. THIS ENDS NOW, FAMILY
an UNEXPECTED JOURNEY MY ASS
remember how i told you guys i wasn’t allowed to buy any life-size cardboard cut-outs
well KEILE’S BIRTHDAY PRESENT ARRIVED IN THE MAIL TODAY AND GUESS WHAT IT WAS
IT’S 4’11” IT’S ACTUALLY LIFE-SIZE

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU GUYS!!!! may ur december 24th/5th be filled with lots of hot chocolate and seasonal sweaters!!