mine and alexis' incredibly important akatsuki frat house/mall au collab is finally done and i'm like 99% sure it's our masterpiece.
Itachi, the uchiha playboy who does on to work in mall security. Kisame is the jock who got in on a swimming scholarship. Deidara is an art student that couldn’t find a job after college and goes to work at starbucks for 12 years. Sasori works at build-a-bear because “like this tiny heart, true art lasts forever.” Hidan literally kills at team sports. Murdered a dude during laser tag once. Kakuzu’s a med student who runs a gambling ring on the side.
Pein is the president of the fraternity who dons a pink apron to work as a piercer at claire’s, while Konan is the closet nerd who just wants to fold anime-themed origami. Tobi didn’t go to college with them, but starts working alongside deidara at starbucks. Zetsu can’t decide on whether or not to be a dance major or a horticulture major, and Orochimaru is the weird 50yo dude that owns their frat house
literally the most important AU that’s ever existed