i was trying to be cool the other day and quote cowboy bebop as i said goodbye to someone but i fucked up the line and was just like “see ya, cowpoke…” as i walked out the door

at the end of nardo there’s like a 12-year timeskip and sasuke’s son’s worried about his sharingan not activating. sasuke sits him down like ”Itachi Sasuke, u were named for two of the bravest men I ever knew. both of them had sharingans. so yeah get the fuck on it”

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i don’t think anyone realizes how completely serious my ideal fancasting of kristen stewart as levi from snk is

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i haaaateeeeeee fancharacters [makes fancharacters]

"Oh, hey, Fionna."

"Oh, hey, Fionna."

who don’t believe in anything

please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and

look at your forearm

just take a good long look at that thing

the average length of the (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long

9.75 INCHES

so please, the next time you describe a human penis in your fanfiction as being “only 12 inches long”

just look at your goddamn hand and remember that that “only 12 inches” is 2.25 INCHES LONGER THAN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FOREARM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just

buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST

robot/human pairings are all fun and games until some asshole writes the fic where the robot watches their partner grOW OLD AND DIE IN FRONT OF THEM

i just saw someone tag a fic as “wpreg” as in the female version of mpreg as in okay this is getting out of hand

so my youngest sister’s been really adamant about not buying Betty Crocker products lately - every time we buy them she gets really upset and calls us family betrayers the whole nine yards it’s very dramatic

and she’s a pretty liberal 13-year-old so my mom’s been like okay it’s probably for animal testing or something so we just haven’t been baking very much lately but

i just looked it up and it’s a fUCKING HOMESTUCK THING GODDAMN HOMESTUCK IS THE REASON WE HAVEN’T HAD ANY BROWNIES IN OUR HOUSE FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS I’M SO FUCKING PISSED AT HER RIGHT NOW

AU MEME → LEGEND OF KORRA + OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB→ @NAUTICALAMITY
in which Korra is the new transfer student at Republic City High School, and has to hide her status as the Avatar to help pay off her debt to the host club

AU MEME → LEGEND OF KORRA + OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB→ @NAUTICALAMITY

in which Korra is the new transfer student at Republic City High School, and has to hide her status as the Avatar to help pay off her debt to the host club

you guys why don’t we talk about Tahno’s pro-bending costume anymore

you guys why don’t we talk about Tahno’s pro-bending costume anymore

when did this

become hotter than this?

mako we are your friends and we care about you and that is why this nEEDS TO STOP