“how bad can I be??”
whispered courier once-ler as he stood over caesalorax’s corpse, his truffula tree axe still in hand
IS THIS WHAT YOU GUYS WANT
Because it’s what I want
If you enter your name as ‘Haruhi’ you can skip straight to the alternate Ouran storyline
the courier accidentally destroys the platinum chip while delivering it to Mr. House
and they have to pay him back for his priceless artifact by
working at his very exclusive New Vegas host club along with an ex-military sniper, a Legion spy, a Followers’ doctoOHNOOOOO
triumphofthechill answered your question: “doki doki new vegas” “mojave high school host…
mojave high school host club must happen
NO.
fallout/sonic crossover
Sonic the Courier might be fast…but does that mean he can outrun the NCR, Legion, and Mr. House??
“Whoa - ho, ho! Would you look at this. Not too bad, eh? Giant robot. Massive! It’s not just me, right? I’m bloody massive, aren’t I?”
in a Fallout/Kill Bill crossover, Benny would obviously be Bill
but Mr. House is the most powerful figurehead as the ruler of New Vegas, hmmm
I just really like the idea of Caesar being Lucy Liu as the unexpected leader of the Tokyo Yakuza Legion, with Vulpes as that nutso schoolgirl with the meteor hammer, and all the Legionaries as the Crazy 88
and if Benny is Bill then Yes Man would be Budd, Bill’s younger brother helpful securitron and also the ‘only robot he ever loved’
edit: no, wait, duh, Vulpes would be that best friend woman who was always on the phone in the movie, so nutso schoolgirl would have to be LANIUS, OBVIOUSLY OH MY GOODNESS
Of course Vulpes is the jock type.
> “I’m so angry, my muscles are gonna pop off my dang body, profligate!”
so right, the courier moves to the Mojave, meeting Victor on the train ride there
when he hears you’re moving to New Vegas, he calls up his friend Yes Man, who says he can set you up with a job working for Mr. House and room and board when you get there
all the other characters are the adorable animal villagers who live in New Vegas with you, who you also run errands for in the form of finding furniture and picking fruit
vulpes is a cat with a wolf skin hood
his animal crossing catchphrase is “profligate”
