commissions: return of the king, or commissions: revolutions

get it because it’s part 3

also keile asked for her otp megamind/princess tangled which is kind of weird but i’m not going to judge her ships?? she also wanted them naked but i said i didn’t feel comfortable doing that?? really weird

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1. Arcade is 6’4” because that is the exact height of Conan O’Brien

2. Nothing turns Arcade on like a man with 1 CH, 3 INT, and the personality of a rock.

3. And a…a dead wife. Yeah. Definitely.

4. Arcade and Cass rate the asses of Legionaries when they’re forced to make trips to Fortification Hill with the Courier. Vulpes is only a 6 out of 10.

5. Arcade buys scented candles for everyone for Christmas.

6. Arcade is the only one who bothers cleaning up the Lucky 38. Nothing invokes his wrath like calling him a pissy housewife.

7. “OH COME ON, BOONE, THE KITCHEN TABLE? REALLY? THAT IS NOT WHERE YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY GOES. I DO NOT WANT YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR WHERE I EAT. HONESTLY, HOW HARD IS IT TO KEEP A CLEAN HOUSE-“

8. “Clean casino, actually-“

9. “NOW IS NOT THE TIME, VERONICA.”

10. The Courier gave their 1st Recon beret to Arcade for his birthday. He wears it on special occasions. Special occasions like anytime he wants to annoy Boone.

thisisbeabe asked you: Would you kindly draw a picture of Arcade doing the hula?

OH MAN BONER ALERT. Also not pictured: the picture of a hula-hooping Arcade I drew first by accident.

I Want My Hat Back, by Vulpes Inculta

Serious character discussions w/ Kat over hurr. My headcanon!Boone is completely illiterate, and Arcade has to teach him how to read with pre-war children’s books.

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your How to Draws of Boone and Arcade KILLED ME. I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD AND IT'S YOUR FAULT. jk ily

THANK YOU! Also, if I try to make another one of those, you guys have to punch me in the face, okay? Just stick your fist right in there.

doctormaestro:

oops arcade looks like you forgot your anti-possession tattoo

Sheila you are so full of shit, your Arcade is way better looking than anything I draw.

doctormaestro:

oops arcade looks like you forgot your anti-possession tattoo

Sheila you are so full of shit, your Arcade is way better looking than anything I draw.

How to draw Arcade Gannon, according to the internet

Apologies to Conan O’Brien in advance, also please don’t unfollow me:

Thank you shepardshepard, inboxwrites, and tofunction for all of your INSIGHTFUL ADVICE

This one’s for you, anybody who’s ever set Arcade on fire.

inboxwrites replied to your photo: The obvious follow-up would be Boone and Max Goof…

Fattycade would like to challenge your Arcade to an unsexy battle

It’s a tough call.