how many single ladies

idk how to convey this to you without sounding lame but the fact that you put that much thought into your oc's is so precious that i legit started tearing up bc idk

ahlistenalison

omg alison… .u lameo….tears up myself i’m not precious ur precious whispers hold me

what the fuck is your greed tag i searched greed and just got some nature and then i searched greedling and there's just wip which make me sad bc they're wip and idk pls help me steal your greedling posts

ahlistenalison

ummmmm greed tag do u mean my

ANIME HUSBAND TAG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXIS! thank for the new brand of tag humor comprised of exaggerated ellipses and fancy italic whispers and other things that should be creepy as fuck, but are actually amazing. keep doin u girl

ahlistenalison

morally accountable for degradation of language and grammar 2 years running!

ConversationParade's mother gently stirs from her pleasant dream. Her eyes slowly adjust to the darkness of the room when she suddenly notices a figure at the foot of her bed -- a Mabel Pines look-alike. She sees the family dogs, crouched in the corner with fear. "Mom, I have a joke for you."

ahlistenalison

mabel pines look-alike woke up her mom but was laughing too hard to tell it right and after she finally finished explaining it her mom told her she was dumb and to go to bed

ahlistenalison replied to your post:  

i know youve been 2 busy being a maneater but its nice 2 remember that u have other talents~

im going 2 beat u up

ahlistenalison replied to your post: 201 EPISODES

that first tag makes me think that you should keep ur ‘halloween themed’ username forever because apparently its ‘alexis themed’ not just 4 halloween

it is a pretty magical url, but i’ve already reserved conversantaparade for xmas

are we supposed to do this for every month

convalentinersationparade

ahlistenalison replied to your post:  

tell him about your boyfriend top and he’ll never bother u again

yeah i only date…korean guys…that are in boybands . .. whose names rhymes with.. .rop…or pop i guess

omg bright eyes on my dash u should know that the right hand that is typing out this message has touched conor oberst's hand and probably by association also his dick and wow that escalated too quickly and i'm gonna just press ask and let this fly away from me

ahlistenalison

shit, motherfucker, between the entire cast of Lost and conor oberst’s hand are there any other celebrities I should be envious of you for WHO ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME ALISON

ahlistenalison replied to your post:  

can’t wait for the day when you start ordering ask/replies in order of the userpic color

the day I totally snap

I won’t even respond to certain icon colors

or you’ll get really weird polite messages asking you to change your picture

ahlistenalison replied to your post: What is your favorite dish that features cheese as it’s main ingredient? :o

“we had to make mozzarella blogs” can i take this class or

mozzarella blogs mOZZARELLA BALLS

I think it’s time to

get off the computer

DON'T EVER STOP YOUR RICHARD ALPERT SPAM EVER

ahlistenalison

I’M GLAD SOMEONE ELSE HAS EXCELLENT TASTE IN IMMORTAL SPANIARDS WHO LOOK GREAT IN PURPLE BUTTON-DOWNS, TOO

I like how whenever you draw/write/create something, you immediately reblog like 2137498 posts so you can hide your own beauteous work. i c u

ahlistenalison

what if I die and that’s the last thing I ever post, though

THAT’S NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

I want to be remembered by…uhhh two hands clasped together with the word ‘chanel’ across them