"Eddie E! You just missed the craziest of crazies. Clubs, girls, dancing, naked, Mom?!, argument, police, fleeing the scene, hiding in a dumpster, coming here, crashing on your couch for a week, ‘cause technically I’m hooooomeless!"
mine and alexis’ deidara and hidan rings that we wear way more than is socially acceptable
save a horse ride a cowboy