January 2012
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profligatekaizer asked: YOU ARE ACTUALLY BATMAN- no wait that's terrible i can't think of anything
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Anonymous asked: I hope you won't feel uncomfortable when I say how absolutely fucking fabulous you are. Everything in your tumblr is hysterical.
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Your headcanons about me in my ask box
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anneapocalypse asked: Ain’t nothin’ could make Oliver feel unlucky today, he decides, as he skips through the streets of Freeside. ‘Cause he’s a WINNER. Smell that air, man. Smell them toxic fumes from the trashcan fires, baby. Gotta love that trash-strewn sidewalk, them crumbled buildings, right? Man life is good and things are lookin' up. And when the mustached dude seated next to the...
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December 2011
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inboxwrites submitted:
You missed askfic night, but I am a terrible/nice person so Have A Thing anyway~
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There’s something tremendously wrong and off about it, of course. This is his thing, his dirty little shame that he indulges in once a week when everyone thinks he’s off doing good charitable deeds in Freeside. Charitable in the sense of paying the upkeep on his favourite...
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inboxwrites replied to your photo: gurple1 answered: …
Lucius is Gil Grissom.
SHIT GODDAMN JESUS CHRIST
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stpitbull asked: He is going to need a medical-grade shower after this. Really, he has /never/ felt quite so dirty. But a man with high morals is still a man, and he's been following that little tease of a courier, and he's fairly certain Gomorrah pumps something into the air, and the frumentarius is a few cocktails past suave and much more appealing now that he's not wearing dead thing on his head....
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jathis asked: "Yo do you waste your time showing her respect when she's just a gift from the Mighty One to bear your sons?" Vulpes demanded. The younger man watched as Lucius seemed to ignore him at first, kissing the slave he called his wife on the lips before leaving his personal tent to face the Frumentarii. "Because I'm not a misogynist, Vulpes." "And what in Mars'...
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I have decided that today I am going to draw something cool and not lame at all. What is something rad and totally hardcore that Vulpes and Lucius would be doing that I could draw?
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Did I ever tell you guys about the time I got a piñata from a garage sale for my sister and filled it with tampons?
That was a good birthday party.
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I need to stop buying jeans so tight I have to shave my legs every day just to wear them